I'm Madison. 17.
I'm American, but currently live in Germany. I also sometimes complain about things (sometimes).
yes yes hello
welcome to my blog
sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(Source: qothqueen)

tags → #what #animals #texts 

make me choose: tvfanatic asked pizza or donuts

emissaryofwind:

Alright, let me just say this : Europe is not your all-white wet dream.

England is not white, France is not white, Germany is not white, Norway is not fucking white. There are POC living in these countries, ones who just immigrated five years ago, ones who have been there since childhood, ones who were born there, ones whose families have been living there for more than a century or even since the middle ages. So please put a stop to the ‘movie takes place in Germany/Norway/Denmark so there should be only white people argument’ : it is false, it is misinformed, and it is racist.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

tags → #origami #art 

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

(Source: me-living-my-life)

tags → #text #....? 

(Source: partytilyoudance)

pastorurie:

i thought we might all find this interesting? i was scrolling through the photos from the trl photobooth on mtv’s website and there’s a fall out boy one but then there was this strip of just patrick, but he’s credited as “paul stump”

pastorurie:

i thought we might all find this interesting? i was scrolling through the photos from the trl photobooth on mtv’s website and there’s a fall out boy one but then there was this strip of just patrick, but he’s credited as “paul stump”

why r u hating on iggy! shes such a good rapper
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christel-thoughts:

christel-thoughts:

gardenlouis:

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I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

I don't have the links to these because the caps are older than satan and I found them in the trash bin of my old macbook lmao. She deleted them so the links won't work anyways.

AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER

reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?

tags → #asks #important 
totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

(Source: 90s90s90s)

mycroftrh:

silveth:

cardgamesonwhatnow:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

Two worlds, one family.

*makes sad squeaking noises*

Omg 42000 notes

I love how gimli’s actor is actually the tallest

He’s a lonely mountain of a man.

But the hobbits really are little.

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

(Source: redwingjohnny)

tags → #i want 4 

wickedisgood:

The Maze Runner - The Video Game

"He began his new life standing up, surrounded by cold darkness and dusty air." And so will you. In this new game, you'll be forced into a place called the Glade, a land inhabited for years by a group of other people, Gladers, surrounded by a giant maze. You may be trapped, but you'll be safe from the deadly creatures that lurk outside those walls as long as you stay within them.

With no memories of your life before that moment, it's up to you how you proceed. You'll have the chance to make friends —or enemies— with the other Gladers, try out each of the jobs the Glade has to offer, or even break the rules by trying to find a way out. Will you be content with the life you've been given, or will you risk it all in a chance to find something better?

Welcome to the Glade.
tags → #tmredit #cool stuff 

shirazuu:

do u ever see a fandom and automatically think “chill”