adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!
Beat that dc
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have you heard the news that you're dead?
My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard
Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)
The Gladers Last Words
kitten wiggles ears while eating
i don’t even care if i reblog this twice a day every single day for the rest of my life
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.
Words cannot describe how much I love this post.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY