I'm Madison. 16. I'm American, but currently live in Germany. I also sometimes complain about things (sometimes).
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welcome to my blog

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tags → #dogs 

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

tags → #text #nO 

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

Men’s Issues
  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • No long term reversible male birth control
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • Alimony 
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you
  • “Fucking femnazis”

(Source: littlespacecase)

groudonconfirmed:

"if you’re not a boy or a girl what are you"

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overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum


This is not the moon, it’s a drawing of the moon

mccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy:

thedavesofourlives:

teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age

part of the night vale elementary first grade curriculum

This is not the moon, it’s a drawing of the moon

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

anotherjourneybytrain:

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.

sterfsterf:

flowerbudeidolon:

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

I think I’ve been on that exact corner.

its really uncomfortable how many mica kids share these thoughts…

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

(Source: shrugging)

lokiandarock:

make me choose  casandloki asked:

Marvel Alien Ladies or Marvel Midgardian Ladies

ALL THE LADIES (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

THEIR EYEBROWS WOW

(Source: lokiandarock)

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)